The love of your life turned out to be the bane of your existence, but you can't figure out how to pull the plug? It's time to give your intolerable job (and the boss who makes it intolerable) the old heave-ho, but you're at a loss for words? Or maybe your neighbor's yapping dog has kept you awake one night too many?

This handy postcard book contains ingenious fill-in-the-blank DIS-missals that make it as easy as 1-2-3 to express your true feelings to all the people in your life who truly deserve it. Just fill in the respective name and sign after "yours truly," pull out the card, and send. Rejection couldn't be simpler.

For every nincompoop who crosses your path, here is the perfect postcard to dis them, including:

• lovers (or would-be lovers)
• friends
• family members
• bosses and coworkers

Bottom line: When you want to reject someone, don't waste your valuable energy. Just DIS-miss them.

Melissa Heckscher is the author of six books, including Be Safe! Simple Strategies for Death-Free Living and Be Happy That...This Book Isn't Coated in Poison, Plus 100 Other Reasons to Cheer Up. She lives in Los Angeles.